Huge Biceps and a Tiny Penis


This writing is dedicated to all the women who had the balls to ask me whether or not lifting weights decreases the size of a male prostitute’s tool of trade (i.e., “a penis”).

I have lost count of people who are of an assertion that exercising, particularly “lifting weights”, shrinks a man’s manhood.

As one would expect, such a myth has caused a widespread of “gymphobia” amongst men.

Be that as it may, the strange thing is that, out of the eight people who had the guts to ask me such a question (about: lifting weights, and, penis sizes) this year; seven were not bros — they wear bras.

I always tried to answer them with an analogy similar to the one below:

Say, you earn a million dollars a month, while your monthly expenses add up to, say, a thousand dollars.

Like most people, you’d feel blessed to have such a salary to your name.

Now, with the same salary, you get into some monthly financial commitments (read: debt) that total, say, nine-hundred-and-ninety-six thousand dollars.

That’s to say, your expenses (muscles: thighs, biceps, et al. — esp. your “thighs”) increases (in size), while your salary (“penis”) remains the same.

Sooner or later, you won’t help but feel underpaid (undersized, “unblessed”, or, whatever that a man that has a “small” penis is called).

Which then, technically, means that, … to increase the size of a man’s penis, without usage of “Penis Enlargement Creams and/or Equipment,” all that he has to do is to lose weight. That is, find a way to make his thighs skinnier.

The thing is that, you cannot label someone as “overweight,” without bringing what is believed to be an average person’s average weight into the equation.

In the very same way, you cannot label a man’s penis (based on its size) without bringing the man’s body size (particularly the size of his thighs) into the equation.

(So, I think that it is safe to assume that “the bigger the pot belly, the smaller the penis” will appear to be. Emphasis on “appear.” Here, relativity breeds an illusion.)




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— August 21, 2011.